I love writing and I love YouTube. Â I resent my real job because it interferes with the time I could be spending on my laptop. Â Ten hours a day watching cat videos and writing about my love for midget...
Tagline:
Vulgar. Offensive. Morally flexible. The perfect shoulder to drink on. Questionably heterosexual. Addicted to little people and little things. A proud alcoholic. Pornstar material.
Bragging Rights:
I am a survivor and a veteran of the restaurant/bar industry. I served my country by sacrificing a part of my soul to the business of food/drink so that fat, unappreciative, gluten allergic, penny tipping assholes can have a night off from cooking for their loud, obnoxious, unruly children and extended family. And I have the battle wounds to prove it.