Dwight Perry, Seattle Times: Jose Canseco tweeted that his reattached middle finger the one he shot off while cleaning his gun fell off in a Las Vegas poker room. Now thats what you call getting stuck with a bad hand.
Seattle Times columnist Dwight Perry on his city's ranking among America's happiest large cities: "Seattle came in 80th, but then, we're still basking in the afterglow of our latest WNBA championship."