Bragging Rights:
Skied the K-12, smoked and drank on a Tuesday night, helped divert a falling renegade piece of Skylab, dunked from the free throw line, rode the waves on top of Styles' van, fought the evil robot king, rode Red Rock for over 8 seconds, tugged on Superman's cape, came saw and kicked its ass, got right on to the friction of the day, abided, defeated the Ko-Dan armada, am the brute squad, am the same boy I used to be, am your huckleberry, lynched somebody but I don't know who, am all out of bubblegum, shoulda made the all Madden, shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine, ate my weight in Godfather's pizza, bit the head off a cow